Me n kis had soo much fun today.. tat the time flew like nobody business.. damn if only everyday was like today.. i annoyed the hell outta her as usual.. but she loves me i know.. Hahahaha.. K let me go on abt my whole day.. was raining so mum say take taxi already like a sick chicken cough n sneezin away.. so for today take cab.. i was soo happy.. no need to sit on the bloody 147 n 62.. hate to travel alone esp bus rides.. so was talkin to blur kis till i got into a cab.. N i jus love the taxi driver.. he made me laugh all the way to punggol plaza.. After i got off, went to work n it was so much fun.. although i got hurt cos of this gal.. U know if u wanna console me or watso eva n u dun have the rites words to say.. shud jus shut ur gap, i mean u dunno how to console me fine.. but dun hurt me u know.. n the things u said was unbelievable la.. neva expected it from u.. anyway y spoil my mood.. well im tired of typin.. n im gonna get my ass to bed.. so sweet dreams.. i love all those who means alot to me.. u all know who u all are.. hahaha God Bless...okay this is how the conversation went..

Me: uncle.. i wanna go to punggol plaza.. thank u..

Uncle: where punggol plaza.. now how do i get there? (after thinkin) okay i know already.. so shopping is it..

Me: no la uncle this weather shoppin some more so far away.. i rather stay home.. but no choice im workin there..

Uncle: ah? u stay here u work so far wat is this gal.. work serangoon plaza la y punggol?

Me: (giggling) no job vacancy here so i go there la wat to do..

Uncle: (passin sun glade condo..) Eh? this is the condo rite? the maid slaughter.. aiyoo nowadays ah.. I wonder how u know they can cut the body into pieces u know how hard is it or not.. human bones not mutton, chicken know.. the maid mus have trained her arms up by washin clothes everyday!!(he laughed!!)

Me:(laughing!) Ya scary ah uncle, they become so voilent tat it blinds them u know..

Uncle: ya.. tats y ah u better have frends only dun make enemies.. u quarrel immediately say sorry.. the problem now is society is advancing ppl learn new things so they get the courage.. But u know which is the best story.. the indian family who cooked the person into curry.. tats a smart way, no evidence.. clever ah? lucky they never serve restaurants..(lol now!)

Me: aiyo imagine ppl enjoyin the meal not knowin wat they r consuming.. (laughed n shook my head like a cow.. lol!)

Uncle: So gal wat u workin as there?

Me: @ canadian pizza as an operator.. its my part time job uncle..

Uncle: Oh tat 2 4 1 company.. they mus be doin very well.. tats y its buy one get one free ah? so hows the business gd? everyday got customer order or not?

Me: ya its gd business is ok n yes everyday there are phone calls..

Uncle: Gd ah? probably i shud open pau shop ah? (lol) buy 1 pau get another 1 free.. haha but no profit la.. pizza can pau cannot!! lets see.. Ah! prata!!

Me: u mean buy 1 get one free??(lol)

Uncle: No la where got so cheap.. prata is buy one dozen get half dozen free.. how can or not (laughin so loudly!)

Me: (lmao!!) actually ya ah not a bad idea..

Uncle: (passin by upper serangoon.. there was shop for rent!)There i found a perfect place to start business.. ppl will sure pass by n see the shop.. But u know this situation, with everythin so fast.. u never know next time ah gal.. it can be buy one leg.. get a hand free!! this is the best la i laughed so loud tat the uncle stare at me i almost choked on my laughter.. tat he wen gal ok or not! hahahaha!! u see maybe buy 1 ear get a nose free.. probably start a organ factory..

Me: (still laughin badly) Uncle u got very creative ideas but this way ah? more murder or ppl slash ppl then look for u for missing parts ah? hahaha

Uncle: hey ya ah? not bad ah? somethin missin come to my factory.. k enuff with out imagination.. so how everyday how many pizza u sell??

Me: I dunno quite alot..

Uncle: this one is canadian company ah??

Me: Yes uncle..

Uncle: Maybe i shud start osama pizza.. then my pizza got his face.. (lol) or u know all the other bad guys n maybe singapore pop icons.. or u know those ppl whom we can mention here but change face abit..

Me:hahahaha noone wud buy uncle pizza with those ppl head will jus kill their appetite..

Uncle: then maybe.. since they so into cuttin n so on.. hand pizza.. lung pizza..

Me: eeeew!! i wont even look at it..

Uncle: Better like brain with blood ooozing out,but actually its tomato sauce..hahaha

Me: yucks.. i wont even touch scary.. Can stop me at the bus stop uncle..

Uncle: sure gal.. it was nice talking to u.. ur sweet n frendly.. have a gd day n one day if u see such weird shop do come in to see if im the boss okay?

Me: Hahaz sure uncle no probs.. take care have a gd day n thank u.. (slams the door)

Uncle:(drives off without mua!! Haizzz!!)